April 5th

It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.

"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"

by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023

april 5th 1989

The day of the Tianamen square massacre

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

April 5th

National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.

Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this

by Sparky.Sparkles April 4, 2022

April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

by GaY_shit October 18, 2019

April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023

April 5th

April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”

“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”

by Ilovemyspouse April 5, 2024

April 5th

April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day

Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?

by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023