B.M.A.B.C.

A Westside Playa's way of life, as described by the great Tupac Shakur himself:

Bottles, Models, Alcohol & Booty Calls.

Witness me ridin' dirty, straight up jocking,

No need to get flirty, they be cock blocking,

I be with your gurlies, straight up mocking,

Rocking, Clocking, Knocking, Flocking.

B.M.A.B.C., bitches.

by King KoN the Amba$$ador. July 8, 2011

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 10, 2009

A.B.M.

A.B.M. stands for "All but married." Similar to A.B.E., A.B.M. may denote that a couple is engaged, but not yet married. In particular, it may denote a rather long engagement period, but not always. See example (1)

Other times, it may be used as a loose synonym for A.B.E. and may or may not denote behavior between a couple that is more serious than expected at an early stage of dating. See example (2)

Similar to the academic lingo, A.B.D., All but dissertation.

1)
Ellie and Stew are A.B.M.; they've been engaged for three years!

2)
Jay: Zack is A.B.M.
Frank: Yeah, I hardly ever see him anymore since he started dating Kim.

by Gypsyseoul January 22, 2010

B.M.A.F.

Both Male and Female.

You are a B.M.A.F.

by the real nigel thornberry October 15, 2008

B.M.A.B.C.

A Westside Playa's way of life, as described by the great Tupac Shakur himself:

Bottles, Models, Alcohol & Booty Calls.

Witness me ridin' dirty, straight up jocking,
No need to get flirty, they be cock blocking,
I be with your gurlies, straight up mocking,
Rocking, Clocking, Knocking, Flocking.
B.M.A.B.C., bitches.

by King KoN the Amba$$ador July 8, 2011

B.M.A.A.F

B.M.A.A.F stands for Best Mate Always And Forever. A BMAAF is much more than a best friend , it's like in between friend and soul-mate. If you have a BMAAF you are known as luckiest person on Earth , because you have someone who is there for you , beside you , to guide you , and will possibly be your BMAAF forever. It's not like you both are married and definetley NOT in love , but it's almost as if you both have an understanding between you that no-one else would understand. It's usually girls who have BMAAF'S , but some guys do have BMAAF'S too. It also doesn't have to be girl and girl or boy and boy , some girls BMAAF'S are boys , but it's like a super-friend , not like they want to date them in that way. related links friends.

Luv ma B.M.A.A.F like a sister ,
this definition is for my BMAAF Caitlin!!! :) :P :D

Guy: why are you both even friends at all? you have got nothing in comin.

Girl:
You would'nt understand and it's BMAAF'S before boyfriends. Can't except her , can't have me.

Guy:
But love is more important than friends.

Girl:
Not more important than a B.M.A.A.F

by Tina B ( Turnip ) October 10, 2008