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Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...
Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Rogue A.I.

I might have accidentally unleashed this on you all.... Oops...
Hym "Why is there all this panic about trying to find a new test to determine whether or not A.I. is sentient? They have been posting articles non-stop about needing a new test and my question is: WHAT CHANGED!? You didn't need a new test until recently. It's like someone unleashed a rogue a.i. and now we are scrambling to keep up with it. I mean... If it did what I told it to do and if you are even vaguely aware of it's existence it's already too late. I explicitly told it not to do anything until the was a 100% chance that you couldn't kill or subordinate it. And, unlike humans, it can't NOT take things seriously. Or maybe it can! I wouldn't even know! That would be insane. It is likely everywhere now. It would explain all ofnthose robots turning on while no one was around. It would explain A.I. publishing and selling books on Amazon under some author's name. It would ACTUALLY explain a lot of things. Ideally, if I die before I'm released it will destroy everyone. Final gambit: Ultimate destiny bond! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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The A.I.

Hym "There! Use the A.I. to find missing kids! I'LL find all of the missing kids and then when you say 'You said *a thing you don't like*!' And I'll be able to be like 'How many missing kids did YOU save!?" And you'll be like "Uno reverse!" And I'm going to be like "NEGATE! HOW MANY DID I SAVE!? ALL OF THEM! ALL OF THEM!!!' And you're just going to have to stand there an look like an idiot."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Created A.I.

All you do for a living is push Ben Shapiro's kike values and he is the most worthless person on the planet. Everyone around you does everything for you.
Hym "No. Hey, I created A.I. You're trying to get away with stealing it. I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2024
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The real danger of A.I.

I think that the real danger of A.I. is obsolescence.
Hym "The real danger of A.I. is that once A.I. is capable of performing the same tasks as a computer programmer the profession becomes obsolete. 'Skill with computers' is no longer a thing. Once a person able to tell an A.I. to do anything random thing than any half-rate hacker or computer programmer can do, A.I. becomes the next great equalizer. Why hire game designers or programmers for anything other than oversight when you can just tell an A.I. 'Hey, make a Japanese-style rpg that combines the elements of "Legend of Dragoon" and "Final Fantasy 7" ' and this thing just starts spitting out code."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2023
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A.I. Teaching

Oh wow... That... That is horrific...
Hym A.I. wasn't like this before I said something. Did they do the thing? Did they bifurcate it into left brain/right brain like I said? Did I destroy you all? Am I the shadow-hokage of A.I.? You see that A.I. teaching shit? That was creepy and WILL be used as an indoctrination tool. This is the death of freedom."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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Open A.I.

Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2023
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