A.f.i mode

at work when you are idle against your will. Not because you're lazy or slow working or whatever, but you're literally awaiting further instructions and/information related to a certain task or project.

When you're caught doing nothing at work (caveat this doesn't include things that you already know are nsfw) you can always tell your boss you're neither idle nor indolent or anything similar, but in a.f.i mode.

by Sexydimma October 9, 2024

A.F.F.I

awesome friends for infinite

after an extensive conversation, hum was like yo woodsy we just became A.F.F.I

by just an affi June 28, 2011

N.F.I.B.A.F

The National Foundation of I’m Broke As Fuck

Person 1: Dude can you donate to the N.F.I.B.A.F
Person 2: Wtf is that
Person 3: The National Foundation of I’m Broke As Fuck

by SpacePrince25 October 24, 2017

M.A.F.I.A

Pronounced Mafia

An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.

Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."

Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"

by MCMXCV April 16, 2008

S.A.L.A.F.I.

Standing (Sitting) Around Like A Fucking Idiot

So there I was at the party, alone, S.A.L.A.F.I., while everyone was else was engaged in interesting conversations!

by Traipsing Balls November 21, 2023

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025

A F A I K

Acronym for "As Far As I Know"

a f a i k, this is a long acronym.

by CassidyDiablo July 26, 2006