Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.

Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend

by poontangslapgod May 28, 2018

is opal a mineral

No one really knows

Person 1: is opal a mineral dude
Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind

by IAMABIGFATSWEATYLOSER January 13, 2021

Janner raised in a Manor

This phrase can be used to describe a 'janner' with a posher accent, sounding janner, but not quite with a little bit of posh essence is now called Janner raised in a manor.

"Oh, spot of tea?"
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"Mate, have you seen George? He sounds like a janner raised in a manor."

by AriFromMercury November 9, 2023

I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day.

Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.

As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011

A Dirty Menorah

Instead of just lighting the candles like Hanukkah, you get down and do the dirty while lighting the candles. And then every night you light the damn candles you try a different sex position, makes you think of something fancy instead of the old routine, and every time you fuck you yell "Dirty Menorah" and when you finish you yell it again...Perfect for the boring old Jewish family that do the same shit every year. :)

Try anything you can think of possible, because you can't go wrong with a dirty menorah..;)

by Raysfan11 December 15, 2010

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022