greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010

greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011

Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂

Freak girl she is the fattest snake who tells on you when she’s jealous she doesn’t care about anyone but herself she also likes to threaten you if she don’t do things how she wants you to do them she is a bf obsesser she will call and text ur bf if she likes then

This girl is Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂

by Bob the cool guy 🫶 June 22, 2022

Greased up like a banshee

A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".

I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!

by greasedbanshee December 14, 2014

Agrease

adjective
1. the dermal state of having so much oil seeping out of your pores that you can (metaphorically) rub your face on a piece of bread and butter it to even Paula Deen's liking
2. Anything that looks disgusting or dirty, preferably the surface of an iPhone after the user had eaten dominos pizza

1) Did you see Suzy yesterday? Gurl, that hair was NOT washed and it was lookin' AGREASE

by DJC0RRTN45T4Y March 29, 2017