Janet

My name

It's Janet

by A Janet November 23, 2021

Janet

Dan's future wife.

"Jordan must be the mafia because he's being quiet!"
"That's like saying Janet must be the mafia because she's hitting on Dan."

by pseudonym3823 August 27, 2011

Janet

My ex wife

You can’t keep them from me forever janet they’re my kids too

by Shrekfangirl_123 January 20, 2019

Janet

Term for the secretive airline owned by EG&G on the northwest side of McCarran Airport in Las Vegas. "Janet" airlines is a fleet of 737-200's that shuttle workers to and from the military instillation at Groom Lake, more commonly known as area-51. The airplanes are stationed at a guarded terminal at the airport. It is rumored that 'Janet' stands for "just another non-exsistent terminal".

Janet airlines is the basic mode of transportation for area-51 workers to travel to and from the base.

by Mr. Tibbs January 10, 2007

Janetize

switching the first letters of two words to make it sound really funky

lets eat at baco tell (taco bell)
I would like some nicken chuggets (chicken nuggets)

by curd January 23, 2003

Janet

a woman who might think about murdering you if you break up with her or annoy her.

She's aggressive and extremely weird, but her friends still love her.

Janet: jkgdhjsbvhjdsv

Her friend: What are you, a gremlin?

Janet: *stares blankly* yes.

by yourmomsgay358 April 23, 2023

Janet

Janet is the most annoying and meanest person known to man and will go out of her way to make other's feel bad also known as the devil's wife

That lady is such a Janet

by Smart guy101 October 1, 2016