darren

a person that so retarded and stupid, that they cant even classify to fall in the "fucknut" category, so a new level was created especially for them. The person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of Alzheimer's, but wont actually have it.
"you wish you could aspire to be a fucknut you darren"

"don't be such a darren about it"
by MorteKai October 27, 2011
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The boy nobody likes, is such a loser, in special ed, not the best looking kid, loner, and awkward. Yet to me the cutest , most amazing boy, and i am head over heals for. I am the kind of popular girl that is in love with a 'loser' hoping he feels the same way.
You see that weird kid at the corner, he's such a darren.
by gues51 September 13, 2011
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is a name meaning gay ass pussy, he will act like a bad ass but when you want to fight he runs away.
did u see that gay pussy darren run.
by jayme2000 March 31, 2012
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A redneck obsessed with guns, drinking, and women. Will back stab his best friend if it means getting a woman, and will nearly break his best friends neck for trying to calm him down while he's on a drunk rampage. Also usually gets his ass kicked by native Americans.
Back stab Darren just fucked up yet again.
by stryker22 January 06, 2012
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by Darrenisahomo November 29, 2011
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A fuck with a small member and nobody likes him... He secretly likes other men.
No one likes small dicks... Aw poor Darren.
by Rillian Jock January 01, 2012
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"Hey have you seen Darren?"

"Oh, the sex addict? Yeah he's at that orgy"
"Of course he is"
by NotrealnameDuh June 09, 2019
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