The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

The Grand Piano by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

The Fish Piano Theorem by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

The Fish Piano Theorem by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

piano in the dark 

To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.

I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark

piano in the dark by smiling assassin November 21, 2017

Play the upside down piano 

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"

...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".

Play the upside down piano by Mark "House" Thomas April 2, 2007

The Pino 

The sexual act of giving three quick pumps from behind followed by a splash of man juice on the back. Falling asleep promptly and soundly afterwards is also a must.

I had a crymax the other night after my man gave me The Pino.

The Pino by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe June 11, 2006

The Xue Hua Piao Piao 

xue hua piao piao is the chorus line from the song Yi Jian Mei by Fei Yu-ching It it a Chinese song.

its like calling someone "HE'S HIM" but if they are asian (this is not to be racist in any way and please dont use this as a racial slur)

some kids playing basket ball
the asian kid makes a half court shot

the kids: BRO WHAT HOW DID HE DO THAT HE'S The Xue Hua Piao Piao

The Xue Hua Piao Piao by JAMAL A. February 29, 2024