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Gambler 500

Off-Road Navigation rally where bad choices are celebrated. fun>rules, don't be a dick.
Sorry Dick, you're not invited to the Gambler 500.
by OscarRodriguez September 26, 2017
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spivs and gamblers

spivs and gamblers: Those who take speculative and risky decisions with other people's money for short term financial gain for themselves at the expense of long term benefit of the public at large or the customers who's money they deal with , with likely impact on the jobs and livelyhood of many are at risk as a result .
spivs and gamblers: Did not risky actions brought about the collapse of world financial system in 2007 and 2008 and have they learned anything from its collapse and the rescue with the tax payers's money?
by ssup September 29, 2010
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Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.
The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.
by RMDB November 5, 2008
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glizzy gambler

A person who gambles glizzys
"He is a glizzy gambler!"
by Jaxowimi November 5, 2020
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degenerate gambler

individual who possesses a one-way ticket to prison. who gambles not only their money and reputation, but also their sexual organs, their best friends, and their dreams by acting in ways which consequences forever ignite the most feared, internal nightmare. who consistently acts in ways that have proven unsavory time and time again in their past, yet who fail to yield the self-discipline and willpower in the present moment to learn a new way which most likely will lead to increased well-being. the only occasions that inspire them to attempt to make deep corrections to their internal affairs are hospitalization or the charge of felony. as much as you want to support the degenerate gambler because he or she is your friend, there comes a time when you must move on with your own hard-earned lifestyle and at the most, infrequently say a prayer for your ol' pal at the bedside.
your second cousin who now works for NASA may be a degenerate gambler.
by einsteen January 12, 2012
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Glizzy gambler

A person who gambles with the glizzies. Is a glizzy gambler professional
"Damn, he really is a glizzy gambler!"
by Jaxowimi November 5, 2020
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smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.
This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.
by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014
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