take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

take courage

Man the fuck up!

- Shit, this ledge is way too narrow...
- Take courage, man, don't be a fucking pussy!

by DrVikTroll June 10, 2015

Nuke take

The hottest of hot takes. 5 million on the Scoville. Too hot to handle.

"Luke Voit is a top 5 1B for 2020 season and beyond."

"Now THAT'S a Nuke take!"

by Chrisdoubleyou17 February 12, 2020

take the fly

(Familiar) To take the fly : To be angry / annoyed abruptly for a subject of little importance, for a futile reason.

Come on Pierre-Emmanuel ! Don't take the fly like that, it was just a joke.

by LegolasDu92 August 17, 2018

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

Take a touch

Means to slow down or calm down/chill

She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch

by Samuelae16 on tt December 28, 2024

Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.

1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.

by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009