1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie
2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:
I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.
Definition 2:
"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.
Definition 2:
"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
by phorgiven September 8, 2022
Get the taking a lonelymug. Hym "So you're taking cues from animals... Rather than eternal Jewish dictators... And that's better to you? That's why I think Atheists are stupid animals. Because they literally are. So when I say 'For me to not murder your kids you need to not do this chimpanzee barking shit and you need to both recognize and pay for my contributions to society online or off' and your response with 'WeLl fOr Me To NoT mUrDeR kIdS i NeEd tHe OpPoSiTe!' One of us is being a retarded animal and the other is not. Are alligators psychopathic? No. It's dumb. Your morality is literally just 'Well, we're closely related to bonobos (or something) this is how bonobos behave so we're just gonna do that.' This is just how people work + determinism = 🤷 ♂️ thought terminating cliché (It is what it is. If you know you know. Bark bark bark oo oo ah ah tookie tookie)."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Taking cues from animalsmug. by Random Scotty April 7, 2022
Get the Taking Scotty For A Walkmug. On the morning after Taylor and Carl's acrimonious break-up, Taylor felt terrible for her downright venomous attitude towards Carl and hoped that he didn't take it to heart. But alas, he did; that morning, he was found dead in an apparent suicide.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021
Get the Take it to Heartmug. A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
Get the take the badguy around the cornermug. by DrVikTroll June 10, 2015
Get the take couragemug. A take so devoid of rationality and common sense that it causes anyone reading it to have a brain aneurysm
Low IQ Halfling: If guns are legal then why isn't child porn?
Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!
Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!
by Voxman June 8, 2022
Get the Steinburg Takemug.