reverse mad

To get mad at someone because you have done something that they will get mad at you for. The active part of a guilty conscious. Typically seen when someone is caught in a lie. Also known as blame shifting.

I am fighting with Moira, she's reverse mad at me because I confronted her about lying and she said I was an asshole for not trusting her.

by holoveuse August 25, 2014

reverse shark attack

when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark

i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom

by thedirtybirdwordturd January 21, 2025

Reverse-Birthing

When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.

If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.

by DefinitelyNotDouggie October 8, 2022

reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017

Reverse niggalitus

you appear black but ur actually white

i got what uncle ruckus got- reverse niggalitus

by zoe is awesome November 21, 2021

Reverse cock sucking

When someone has a cock coming out of their mouth

Person one: I like your nicolas cage underwear with a hole cut in the mouth. It looks like he is reverse cock sucking.

Person two: Thanks. I wanted to show off nicolas cage's reverse cock sucking lips.

by Anime shawty January 23, 2021

Reverse Uber

When you bang for rides

I couldnt get to work so i gave my neighbor a reverse uber to get there

by Chevy24chase July 12, 2018