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Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.
OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021
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Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
by Dickbender December 4, 2021
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Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb
Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul
by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019
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Crack

Another term for ass, booty, or cheeks. Not to be mistaken with the drug, crack refers to an ass crack in regular, day-to-day conversation.
"Man, that exam was crack, am I right?'
by bne2019 April 24, 2019
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Cracked

Used to imply that someone has recently had sex, usually with a tone of amusement, or mild disbelief at their changed behavior, glow-up, or sudden burst of confidence. Originates from gaming slang (where “cracked” means insanely good), but on TikTok, it’s evolved to suggest someone’s been… thoroughly recalibrated.
“Why is she walking like that?”
“She got cracked last night, obviously.”
by eldergenzed July 27, 2025
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Cracked

Bro I'm fucking cracked rn and it's only 10 pm
by anonymous November 23, 2020
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Degenerate crack

A misterious substance that goes through everybody's vascular system. Usually, people that posses an abnormal amount of it, will for the most part ruin your day, as well as their own. The *Degenerate crack* is also responsible for a the degenerate-like behaviour that people show on regular basis.
Chum1: Damn, my fellow gang member, my new employers gotta be on that *Degenerate crack*.

Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.

Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.

Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.
by Pseudo Stoic August 15, 2019
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