chunkie monkey

A baby so over weight that his rolls hang over the diaper

Look at that Chunkie Monkey his rolls have rolls

by Grandma Shank May 31, 2017

monkey the bae

the most sexiest man alive he is dumb but very sexy boy he has the most beatiful girl friend

monkey the bae is the sexiest man alive

by MONKEY THE BAE February 23, 2017

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013

Monkey Slipper

When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.

So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.

by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013

smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead

Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.

by leimagnus September 25, 2013

Slide Monkey

The derogatory term for a man/woman who makes the presentation slides change at the right time while the presenter is speaking.

All right, I'm giving a presentation in two weeks. Who wants to be my slide monkey?

I can't believe I got stuck with being the slide monkey for all these presentations!

by Evelyn_S October 22, 2013

Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

by HugaN February 14, 2012