May

No Make Up May

No girls can use makeup in the month of May

by FUHUTALKINBOUGHT November 18, 2020

May 1st

The Event

May 1st is The Event

by Toffee32 May 28, 2024

may 3rd

curtis appreciation day, beat each other with rolling pins

dude; may 3rd
dude 2; no pls

by lemonfather May 1, 2022

May 21

National Hug your crush or sit on their lap day

Hey its may 21, you know what that means

by WillyB May 20, 2024

mai

the best mutual ever, one of my favorite people. they’re the kind of person that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts, and they’ll also make you cry in the best way. they make me smile every day, and all i want is for them to feel as happy and loved as they make me feel

mai is the best person ever <3

by ashishot February 18, 2022

May 21st

May 21st is the birthday of very beautiful, strong, independent women.

The ones born on May 21st are the sweetest people you’ll know.

Person 1: “It’s May 21st! , It’s Taryn’s birthday!”
Person 2: “I’m so lucky to have Taryn as a friend, she’s very sweet:)”

by Emorus xO May 21, 2023

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021