Bird

A flat out dumbass who annoys the fuck out of everybody

Sean Omoseni is such a fucking bird. He never shares his marks with other people and he always sucks all the teacher's dicks

by KissUp May 31, 2017

Mama bird

Mama bird is the act of regurgitating semen into another person's mouth.

I bet those two Mama bird each other when one misses out on giving the foreman a BJ.

by Wonky Wordsmith February 2, 2021

Birds Nest

When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip it’s nose in the nest.

In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .

by PringleHULK May 20, 2022

on my bird fam

It means to swear everything on your mom (bird) and to let your fam (cuz) know your serious.

"On my bird fam we out here getting this paper, you dig!?!"

by Ymcmb cuz January 14, 2016

Bird

A penis

Suck my bird

by HeinzBeanz the anti furry July 28, 2021

Bird Damage

Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.

My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.

by Watchersofbirdniagarachapter June 21, 2024

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019