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aj take

an egregious take on any world subject that there is a clear straight forward answer too that anybody should know.
last night jack said that mix martial arts isn’t a hard sport, man that was an aj take.
by a funguy123 May 24, 2024
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taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
by phorgiven September 8, 2022
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Piss Take

Joshua is a piss take he never keeps his word”
by lovefool79 June 12, 2025
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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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Triple Take

When one woman takes three dicks at once, she gets the triple take
Vicky was excited for the triple take on Saturday night with Evan, Marcus and Mike
by Brilliantlyboring February 25, 2019
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Take a toothpick to it

Meaning if it is easy and accessible to try and fix your own things, or DIYing a solution before going to (if at all) professional assistance. Typically because the professionals are very expensive or a hassle.

Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.
John: man, my car is really acting up, but I can’t afford to take it in to the shop right now.
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.

Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!

Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it
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Take You to Arby's

Take You to Arby's (verb) - A request from a female to have cunninlingus performed on her, as the terminology relates to the bun being a euphemism for the outer labia, whereas the roast beef is synonymous with the inner labia.
Take You to Arby's: (verb) - "I know you be hungry so Imma take you Take You to Arby's!" - Take You to Arby's...Arby's, girl!
by LG Himself January 27, 2022
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