Bear hug

Have your partner put in a large pinch of grizzly wintergreen dip, spits on your pens and gives you a tingly hand job.

Brandy stole Billy's can of dip and gave me the best bear hug I've ever got.

by Carolina gypsy April 15, 2022

Guerrilla Bear

A wild animal that lives in Mora. This animal can sometimes lose its temper very easily and attack other guerrilla bears. They like companion ship, but tend to be very stubborn with their companion.

That animal looks very odd climbing those trees. Thats because it is a Guerrilla Bear

by Dork Pig October 27, 2011

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Connolly bear

A wild mythical person or creature that usually hibernates all day or plays with another mythical creature called an Iljas bum hole

That lad over there is a real connolly bear

by Jake_5599 June 24, 2022

oogywoogy bear

An embarassing term for boyfriend

"aww look at my little oogywoogy bear"

by YT Josh September 15, 2006

Teddy Beared

When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.

Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!

by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009

shit bear

A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.

Jay: im so sad right now
Dre: awww thats okay, shit bear will give you a hug

by tthhee ttrruutthh June 29, 2017