Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

Cream Cheese Energy

Someone's energy that's giving off white vibes, but comes out sassy.

The soccer mom had cream cheese energy when talking to the manager.

by Whiskerandough August 26, 2018

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

Cream

Drug slang for the word methamphetamine

I gotta get ahold of my buddy he got that good cream.

by Mmmm good soupy December 17, 2021

Frost cream

Frost cream is when you have sex in the freezing cold.

Yo all nine members of slipknot frost creamed in my ass the other day

by shermlizbad September 30, 2022

Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025