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Take it to the hoop

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.
by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023
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taking a lonely

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
by xiacobolt September 8, 2022
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Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.
Boy, take yourself home.
by NR96 May 15, 2022
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Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Selby Take

A definition of this is Jack Selby. Jack Selby is the definition of Sellout because, when a person goes up with a contested layup and says they “pump faked” you know the took a Selby take.
Man that guy took such a Selby take. What a sellout.
by Kotravo7164 January 22, 2019
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Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
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Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.
“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared
by 3little3series November 5, 2020
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