taking a lonely

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
by xiacobolt September 08, 2022
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thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
by unicornjiz August 22, 2015
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Alternate Take Freak

A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.
"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo
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take cope with

A colloquial way of saying that one disagrees with a certain subject. More commonly known as taking issue with a topic of discourse.
Random dude 1: I think your are one ugly son of a gun!

Random dude 2: Hey man I take cope with that! I actually think I look quite dashing!

Skinny chick 1: Skinny Chick 2 I think you've put on a couple of pounds..

Skinny chick 2: I take cope with the fact that I can't be larger than a size 0 Skinny Chick 1.. *rolls eyes* *flicks hair*
by drizzlet January 02, 2012
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Take me to Canada

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy
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Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.
Take me to Canada uncle bob
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Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
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