Take the waddle off
that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
by little man87 July 9, 2016
Get the Take the waddle offmug. by starry da great December 20, 2024
Get the take one pleasemug. A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
Get the Taking the Peanutmug. I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.
Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!
And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
Get the The worst takemug. by James Dornan September 17, 2021
Get the Take a Humzamug. Take a thirty is a term used by a few people from Tennessee, which means that they’re going to go take a shit. 💩💩💩
by MagicPizzaRoll522 May 31, 2018
Get the take a thirtymug. by ievapo November 27, 2019
Get the Take a Fridamug.