nervous nub syndrome

In online gaming, when a player who has never played for anything enters a competitive match and plays far below his standards on public games due to nervousness and/or shaking.

We got a new player from a pub server who was dominating, and when we used him for a match he got nervous nub syndrome and played like shit.

by falcon176 March 28, 2008

torsonic polarity syndrome

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

Male Princess Syndrome

Form of a behaviour in which a man thinks and acts like a male princess. He thinks he is too special/ too hot / too good to do all the work and to try to pursue or chase a woman. In fact he expects to be pursued and chased by a woman. If he feels he is "being made to work", he is "just not going to play ball", he may say. Male princesses often have nothing to offer as they are extremely self-obsessed and egocentric. They are usually unable to develop feelings towards a woman due to an extremely high level of self-importance. Basically, it is a ‘’Princess Syndrome’’ on steroids.

Friend 1: Hey, what happened to that guy you were dating that you were so into?
Friend 2: Eh, he has The Male Princess Syndrome so no thank you, next!

by Ila&Princess May 28, 2019

fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"

by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021

1st lay syndrome

A serious psychological condition, when a male loses his virginity and now believes he is permanently and forever in love with that female.

Rachel: Max finally lost his virginity with Kylie and is now crazy in love with her.
Todd: Oh boy, he has "1st Lay Syndrome". We better arrange an intervention.

by The Jungle Prophet February 14, 2018

V-Card Syndrome

a medical condition: When a man falls deeply inlove with the woman he loses his virginity to. This woman who holds the mans "v card" has complete control over him for a period of time.

Ever since Jon banged Kate hes been acting like a pussy whipped faggot. Havent seen him in weeks.

I know man, a bad case of V-Card Syndrome.

by davidnfld July 22, 2010

Asian Parent Syndrome

Asian Parent syndrome, often abbreviated as APS, is a genetic disorder prevalent in young Asians. It is characterized by a high level of expectation and discipline. Often, it can result in social disabilities. Also, common symptoms include excessive studying, fear of the letter "B," and high stress levels. Males are especially prone to this disease.

Hey, can Cho-Chang come to the party?
Nah, her APS is acting up again. It's forcing her to study.
Aw, dude, that sucks. I can't imagine living with that

I think Zhang's Asian Parent Syndrome is acting up again. He's hissing whenever he sees the letter "B."

by Androi October 27, 2011