Boomerang Poo

Really floaty poo that when you try to flush it comes back.

Darling I've had the worst case of boomerang poo today. I flushed seven times and it's still floating in the toilet.

by ATKCA May 31, 2025

Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

Orange Poo

When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.

Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

Poo

Anything that comes from your buthole

Dirty poo- there is so much poo that when you wipe, I goes all over your hands

by Ninconpoop123 May 7, 2019

Poo snowcone

When a girl has sex with two homosexual men after they have sex with eachother and she gets excrement and semen from them in her vagina.

Those guys are so hot making out, I'd love to join in and let them give me a poo snowcone.

by Nasty bob January 10, 2021

Poo Noodle

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.

Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!

by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021