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Held hands and almost kiss 

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
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Choke a girl and kiss her day 

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl
Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day

give someone a kiss day

December 12th is national give someone a kiss day so don't be shy and relatives don't count were not in Alabama
person 1: hey do you no what day it is

person 2: no ???
person 1: its give someone a kiss day

person 2:oh

person 1: *kiss*
(I'm sorry I'm doing all this to kiss my crush)

Persiden's kiss 

When you take a dump and the toilet water splashes up at your butt. Word origianally from PICKED GAMING but i stole it.
" I got a persiden's kiss the other day"

Chocolate Fish Kiss 

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
Chocolate Fish Kiss by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021

Australian butterfly kiss 

When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.

A butterfly kiss but down under.
You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.

Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss 

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.
my boyfriend gave me a brown eyed butterfly kiss in the shower, he is so sweet.