Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...
by I'm not ty May 24, 2018
Get the chronic crackmug. When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019
Get the Sour crack kidmug. Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
by Allthepseudonymsichoosearegone July 24, 2021
Get the Crack-ti-vatedmug. by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
Get the `~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`mug. Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items
People do go missing, right after meeting with him
People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell
The kid- what is it
Crack Pat- A game disk
The Kid - O cool thx
1 day later- A child is missing
The kid- what is it
Crack Pat- A game disk
The Kid - O cool thx
1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
Get the Crack Patmug. A misterious substance that goes through everybody's vascular system. Usually, people that posses an abnormal amount of it, will for the most part ruin your day, as well as their own. The *Degenerate crack* is also responsible for a the degenerate-like behaviour that people show on regular basis.
Chum1: Damn, my fellow gang member, my new employers gotta be on that *Degenerate crack*.
Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.
Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.
Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.
Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.
Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.
Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.
by Pseudo Stoic August 15, 2019
Get the Degenerate crackmug. One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022
Get the crack-alackymug.