Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Anal Caesar

Butt cum.

"Oh man lastnight I got some anal caesar. It was gr8. Jk. I don't recommend it. It actually sucked."

by Bronwyn from Balona March 3, 2017

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

anal til it's painful

The act of fucking someone in the ass til it hurts both of you.

Man we did anal til it's painful last night!

by Blazingbanette August 20, 2016

anal

what you have

oh shit this retard nasty ass nigga searched up the word anal

congrats nigga...ok frfr we all know what tf that shit is nigga why u act retarded like nigga WHYY???

by definition.finder September 18, 2020

anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

anal rockateer

a big gay boy

hey love that paul o'grady but he is such a anal rockateer!

by maxi jazz October 18, 2011