Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
by DariEru September 2, 2021
Get the National take a shower daymug. When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
Get the Take a J.R.mug. by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
Get the it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hardmug. Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
Get the Take yo ass to church.mug. Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.
A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
Get the Take a number 3mug. When you go through every single drug you can think of (you have to save up $$$$$$ for this) and do all of them in order all the same day, this may or may not be a way to off urself but like this is the way to do it.
"Hey man what are you doing you've been so sad recently?" "Oh I've just been Taking A Journey recently."
by VenomSlash April 12, 2023
Get the Taking A Journeymug. The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Auramug.