Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 02, 2023

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 22, 2009

Poo-poo face

Someone who isn’t nice

Bob: oh hey wanna play Mario kart?
Bon: no you poo-poo face

by Average Will September 22, 2023

#poo

something eiry says when she's being mean.

hey eiry!
#poo
NOOOOOO

by SLAYBADDIESLAY May 13, 2022

Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo

A Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo is a secret phrase only to be uttered when you are in dire need of a Comeback. Can be used against Your granny tranny or Your dog incest. But after uttering these sacred words 4 stars die and the victim is evaporated into cat litter.

Mark: Don't make me say it!
Jim:Your Granny Tranny !!!!!
Mark:Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo.
Jim:...............
(Jim is evaporated into kitty litter)
(Four stars explode)

by Gru boo March 15, 2018

cheeky poo

Similar to a "cheeky wee," but occurs when you are unable to get to a proper restroom, in order to take a shit, while out in the woods

I needed to take a shit, but a restroom was nowhere to be found, so I ended up having to take a "cheeky poo" in the woods, down the road from my house

by Arekhon October 22, 2023