Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

by Lopi October 05, 2020

I may not show it 100%

Type this in your discord server and damn, u just make the greatest chain ever.

A:I may not show it 100%
B:I may not show it 100%
C:I may not show it 100%

by ElysIsCool69420 November 16, 2020

17 th May

World Levi appreciation day, everyone must hail to Levi and send over gifts to him.

17 th May

by Mr Saint December 10, 2023

Milk May

Milk May is a viral social media challenge created by SAR High School students that encourages children to only drink milk for all of may. Any beverage consumed other then milk eliminates you from Milk May.

Hey, don’t drink that water if you want to keep Milk May!

by Shmez33 May 02, 2022

Hannah May Finger

An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.

I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.

by HannahMayW March 26, 2022

May 34

If you're born on May 34, you are lucky to be alive.

moajestocia was born on May 34, I wonder if she's a creepypasta.

by Mom's Daughters October 31, 2020

will may

worlds sexiest man

wow will May is here.

by graceberry567 December 07, 2022