person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."
person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
by poosaigh January 9, 2025
Get the show me the banana mug.the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025
Get the apple/banana mug.1.) a normal fruit
2.) something that’s usually replacing something crazy
3.) the thing you slip over (which how does that happen in the first place? just pick up the banana peel)
2.) something that’s usually replacing something crazy
3.) the thing you slip over (which how does that happen in the first place? just pick up the banana peel)
1.) i like this banana. it’d be great in a fruit salad.
2.) THAT’S BANANAS-
3.) whoops. i tripped over a banana.
2.) THAT’S BANANAS-
3.) whoops. i tripped over a banana.
by coconut5209 June 29, 2025
Get the banana mug.It is how many times you won right now. Either you won against a steak as an egg or a hell of a banana.
Either tho this doesn't help you win against the elites, but you can still try to win as it's like a 95% chance you'll win with a hp of an egg as it doesn't take fall damage on grass.
Either tho this doesn't help you win against the elites, but you can still try to win as it's like a 95% chance you'll win with a hp of an egg as it doesn't take fall damage on grass.
Person 1:How's the Egg Banana Streak
Person 2:This is my Peak performance yet
Person 2: This is MY Egg Banana Streak
Person 1: It's MINE NOW. BECAUSE YOU NEVER CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD
Person 2: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!
Person 2:This is my Peak performance yet
Person 2: This is MY Egg Banana Streak
Person 1: It's MINE NOW. BECAUSE YOU NEVER CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD
Person 2: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!
by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 1, 2025
Get the Egg Banana Streak mug.Yeah dude, this girl I met at the club had some crazy explosive diarrhea and gave me a chocolate banana right before I came in her.
by Diddyfan July 6, 2025
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Person 1: Heard you got the new Switch 2. How is it?
Person 2: It's banana bread!
Example 2
Person 1: How's the new job?
Person 2: It's based bro. My team is cool and my boss is banana bread, no cap.
Person 1: Heard you got the new Switch 2. How is it?
Person 2: It's banana bread!
Example 2
Person 1: How's the new job?
Person 2: It's based bro. My team is cool and my boss is banana bread, no cap.
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