mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

cream of the crotch

it means good you dirty minded frick

your playlist is cream of the crotch

by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021

cream roast

when you are having hard core sex and all sweaty and a drop of sweat goes into your lovers mouth followed by a lot of cum

Andrew gave Gabe a cream roast

by collien May 29, 2007

Nasal Cream

A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.

I do not like Nasal Cream because it hurts my small intestine

by The pigeon of doom June 5, 2020

Bad ice cream

You'll know its bad after you eat it. If you belly hurts its bad.

Mmmm that ice cream whas gooOoood! *2 minutes later* Uggghhhh wowza! That was deffinitly bad.That was (bad ice cream).

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

Cream pie

When you come in the girls vagina and it’s super creamy

I gave that bdussy a cream pie

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

ohio cream pie

When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.

“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”

by JojoMelons February 6, 2021