chunkle bum

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"
by tom May 27, 2003
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Hot-cross bum

Shooting a rope in a cross formation on someone’s ass.
Mike gave me a hot-cross bum last night”
by Albatt Ross March 17, 2019
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Parra Bum

Little wannabe gang members that hang around parramatta and post tiktoks about themselves they are all under housing comission and their fathers dropped out in year 8. their fathers are either drug dealers or tradies there is no inbetween.
by harrygaussie December 01, 2022
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Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid
Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am
by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021
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Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience
Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.
by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021
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Quality Bum

A person who subsists at, or just above, the federally defined poverty line while receiving public assistance and/or disability benefits: Richer than most homeless people, but poorer than most people who have jobs. A quality bum might or might not be homeless. A hillbilly who lives in a trailer and gets a government check sufficient to buy groceries, cigarettes, and liquor is an example of a quality bum.
America used to be a great place to be a quality bum in.
by Jenab6 February 03, 2024
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