Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Boner Bag

A male condom

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.

by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015

Blue Boner

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused

"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"

by dynobot August 24, 2021

Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD

Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD

by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021

Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.

Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?

by KingAlldis May 1, 2022

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021