Bird

a fucking gay loser who wont shut the fuck up about my hair being curly

did you hear bird is gay

by Fancyerpants February 28, 2024

Bird

Lame, Does bad changes no one likes, we don't acccept her

Bird deleted our channels so now bird lame

by Gregstonky April 26, 2021

Bird

A slang term used by criminals in Video Games like Grand Theft Auto 5 to describe a Police or other Law Enforcement helicopter. Similar to Chopper and Ghetto Bird

Michael: "Franklin, take out the bird!"
Franklin: "I can't, dawg - I'm tryna pop these pigs"

by mentalkid123 August 05, 2017

Birds

A term used to define attractive females. Mainly used in northern states and Canada.

Any birds popping out at the function tonight?

by Bigshmoneydawg March 30, 2021

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar

"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"

by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024