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Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl
I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.
by TeaSimp May 18, 2020
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Simp

A dude who spends his times with girls and girls only, hoping to please them or get something out of them. (Such as a relationship with them)
Guy 1: Dude that Josh Elzinga guy is super weird.
Guy 2: Yeah he’s a simp. What did you expect?
by Cheduhch33z March 5, 2020
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Simp

A kid who goes all out for pussy but never gets it. He skips hanging out with the boys to be with the girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly know with the name Stefán
Frend: Hey Stefán what are you doing

Stefán: im simping

Frend: omg you son of a simp
by Stefán Breki July 15, 2020
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Simp revenge

A Simp that will do anything for a woman(hoe) that doesn’t care about them, basically she is playing mind games

Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes. We can’t find Captain save a hoe😂
by Instagram @antiodyssey March 13, 2020
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Simp

by La2005 July 29, 2020
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alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister
“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp
by The teacher April 15, 2020
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Simp

Simp, simpleton

Any man who does anything for a woman no matter how much there getting back. Symptoms include but not limited to: stoping showing up to bro night because they’re too pussy whipped and ignoring the boys and making excuses. See a professional if symptoms last more than 6 months. Anyone with the last name Peace has a high risk of becoming a simp. Treat immediately, if a ring around the finger appears, your too late.
Ex. 1 We haven’t seen our boy Riley in months, he’s contracted a severe case of simp.
by Riley’sasimp March 21, 2020
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