Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
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-"Really"
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The finest of your local poon-pool, usually including but not limited to Asian, blonde and ginger chicks that have a babe face and are on average ~50kg and >=1.75m.
1) Dude did you know last night Mark went out with Jess ?
- No way he did bro, the one that makes all the other girls look like your mom?
2) -HR Manager: I am sorry this PR position is reserved for top tier sniz only.
- Are you saying I am not a 10/10 ? Imma burn this place to the ground.
3) Dude I am so falling for Sarah, what a top tier sniz!
- All the other chicks look like hens compared to her.
- No way he did bro, the one that makes all the other girls look like your mom?
2) -HR Manager: I am sorry this PR position is reserved for top tier sniz only.
- Are you saying I am not a 10/10 ? Imma burn this place to the ground.
3) Dude I am so falling for Sarah, what a top tier sniz!
- All the other chicks look like hens compared to her.
by Danisoutside March 16, 2023
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