bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

belly cream

putting your dick in somebody's belly button, ejaculating, and letting it ferment in sweat. after the process is completed it will become jam.

"I want your belly cream"

by wa10404 July 17, 2025

Cake with your ice cream

A guy being either disloyal in some manner or cheating on their gf

or

wanting to have 2 girls at once but keeping It secret

Referenced in SAYGRACE’s tiktok famous song ‘Boys ain’t shit’

Example 1
‘Talking like a gentleman, please! You just want cake with your ice cream!’

Example 2
‘He just wanted cake with his ice cream and I have more self respect than to stick around’

by Ssmithyyyy June 3, 2020

Rice Cream

The mixture of ice cream and rice. A classic British summer treat, typically served from ice cream vans.

Jason: I say Geoffrey, this is utterly spiffing weather today.
Geoffrey: Mmm quite, you fancy joining me for a cheeky rice cream?

by DjordanP August 23, 2015

Cream Team

LOOKIN TRINIDADIAN, JAPANESE ABD INDIAN. GOT MALAYSIAN GOT THAT YAKI THAT WAVY BRAZILIAN. THEN BEECHES THIRSTYY

When I fucked ya moms she said she was onna Cream Team

by burnt roti skin January 2, 2022

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love.

Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"

Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"

by a1.kyle March 9, 2019

Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022