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Ice cream

by Realwalket July 14, 2019
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double digit cream scoop

when A guy starts cumming, And pulls out and cums his load all over your pussy lips and starts rubbing it in your clit and fingering You with it, mixing his juices with yours and then He makes you lick it off of his fingers scoop by scoop until He cleans it all out of you and you're ready for more
Yo homie, that girl a freak

Did she let you double digit cream scoop though?

Yeah bruh, she straight freak nasty
by Dan daman February 14, 2018
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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
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cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.
Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018
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cottageville cream cake

Cottageville cream cake
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018
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Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them
Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie
by auroralotus December 3, 2022
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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
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