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Bum Sandwich

Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.
by Nobody and No-one August 6, 2021
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Bum squonk

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.

Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.
by Trendy@newtrends February 16, 2022
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by mmolinarighgh February 22, 2022
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Bum

A nigga that’s from nkaps
All the nkaps are bums
by Fucc all ckrabs May 22, 2021
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bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.
John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience
Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.
by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021
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bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard
by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021
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