Chinatown Brown

When your receiving a happy ending from a Chinese masseuse and you take a shit as you blow your load

Guy: Did you hear?
Dude: What?
Guy: Bob gave the asian girl at the massage parlor a chinatown brown
Dude: Ah gross dude i wonder if he's allowed to go back there

by waffleironofjustice April 4, 2010

Antonio Browning

The act of 'fucking up' your way to the top of an organization.

Despite sexually harassing Becky in accounting and messing up the last two major projects he was on (costing the company millions), Jack somehow still got a major promotion. Jack is Antonio Browning his way through life.

by RegD432 October 25, 2020

Caleb Brown

Skinny white sticc who eats cracker chaps with milk.

person 1: Who's that?
person 2: It's just Caleb Brown.
person 1: He's STICC, what does he eat?
person 2: Saltines with milk.

by 84975 January 21, 2018

Brown Gold

Feces of Asian Palm Civet (Kopi Luwak)

Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price

Julia brews Brown gold for breakfast

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Willmot browns

Multiple delinquent partials of turd which grasp anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers/panties.

I didn't wipe my ass properly all day and I now have willmots/willmot browns lingering in my underwear.

by warren cronin March 3, 2008

drop brown

To defecate, to crap. Biblically, to "cover one's feet."

Skippy had a unique goal-- to drop brown in every stall on campus.

by Grodd February 1, 2008

Brown turtle

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

by Tolman December 18, 2017