New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’

Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”

by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022

Going to New Mexico

Dying from suicide or overdose.

"Have I haven't seen John around recently, what happened to him?"
"I heard he was Going to New Mexico"

by Nero Mamjet May 15, 2022

Youtube News Of The Month

A series started on by King Boba Fett
This series has been teased to end sometime soon, and would probably be continued by fans

welcome back to Youtube News Of The Month where i tell you what happened on youtube, this month,

by BirbyJay March 12, 2022

Getting a New Roach

The recent development of Mob of Whack

He forgot to pay his debts, now Tony's Getting a New Roach.

by Muddafucker March 29, 2022

New yorky city

A city with a lot of skyscrapers

London is a new yorky city, unlike phoenix which is the worst place ever

by Canneloni December 4, 2020

Creamy New Years

The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.

Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?

by Slugedge January 13, 2021