National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.

Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!

by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020

carter Michael thornton

Carter Michael thornton is a bitch ass nigga who sucks fat fucking chode for a living

Carter Michael thornton a bitch nigga

by Carter Michael thornton October 3, 2022

Michael

Someone who plays the cello. Michaels love horse abuse, and usually sing the nazi anthem.

Michael you have a stain on your shirt

by Stain on your shirt kid November 11, 2022

michael

A Bitch

omg your is such a michael

by 27krell November 22, 2021

Michael

Someone who has a crippling porn addiction

Damn, Michael can't stop watching porn

by japohjui8p09 July 10, 2023

Michael

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.

Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!

Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!

by lxserings December 5, 2021