A useless ass class which will violently rape your asshole with Homework and then kill you and light your remains on fire while pissing on your grave all so that your college of choice will reject the college credit so that in the end you wasted your sophomore year of high school. And if by some miracle you manage to pass the class you'll probably end up killing yourself because of the pain of endless late nights doing the most useless garbage you've ever done.
Friend: Hey man do you want to go to a movie tonight?
You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.
You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.
by tiredBastard March 9, 2025

Something that Cubs fans won’t shut the fuck up about. This was a matchup between the Cleveland Indians and the Chicago Cubs. The only reason the cubs won is because of the Indians choke job, they blew a 3-1 lead.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
Dodgers fan: this is our year to win it all.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
by Tropicalfire June 16, 2019

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

by seoula June 28, 2023

When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.
by identikit June 16, 2016

by Jeaf January 29, 2025
