An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.
"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."
by C L G June 28, 2018
by Mobsiboy June 20, 2023
When one shags a girl in the anus when she has dihorea and spunks in her ass and sucks it out with a straw
by spunk monkey1992 January 30, 2014
Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
by creamycatsoup July 28, 2023
It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.
I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…
by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023
When two black men are double penetrating a woman, one in the ass the other vagina, and both cum at the same time.
“John and Hamilton came over last night I had a great time, they both whoopie pied me! My holes were full of cum!😛”
by Whoopie Pie July 07, 2022
When someone shits in someone else's mouth and it mixes with their saliva, then rubs it over their torso as a mud covering
by Lola18 April 14, 2015