Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

by Chris Bird April 28, 2009

Mexican Jew Games

A competition in which 2 or more champions compete to find coins (preferably 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent pieces). The coins are thrown by the thrower (within a 30m range) onto an oval with a fence around it's perimeter. The winner is the person that has the most monies at the end of the games.

"YES! I won the Mexican Jew Games! I came out of the games with 40 cents!"

by themexicanandthejew February 8, 2014

Mexican slumber party

Something that you're just not ready to hear about yet. Close cousins with the Vietnamese shame wheel.

Dude 1: Holy crap dude, last night I went to a Mexican slumber party...

Dude 2: Damn, son, how was that?

Dude 1: You're not ready to hear, man, you're not ready...

by NotReadyMan December 5, 2013

mexican drug tunnel

the act of anal sex and releasing and having her release it back and then snorting it like a line of coke

she said she wanted to get high so i gave her a mexican drug tunnel

by OGlegit July 7, 2010

Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

When A white nigga with a dirty butt hole tries to act like a dirty fuckin mexican.

Dirty Mexican: Man that white nigga has fuckin Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

by Some dirty Faggot October 21, 2017

Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

by Willsituate42 November 6, 2017

Slap a Mexican midget day

Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.

“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”

“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”

by Dummybro November 1, 2022