when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean
by Chris Bird April 29, 2009
Something that you're just not ready to hear about yet. Close cousins with the Vietnamese shame wheel.
Dude 1: Holy crap dude, last night I went to a Mexican slumber party...
Dude 2: Damn, son, how was that?
Dude 1: You're not ready to hear, man, you're not ready...
Dude 2: Damn, son, how was that?
Dude 1: You're not ready to hear, man, you're not ready...
by NotReadyMan December 06, 2013
the act of anal sex and releasing and having her release it back and then snorting it like a line of coke
by OGlegit July 04, 2010
A competition in which 2 or more champions compete to find coins (preferably 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent pieces). The coins are thrown by the thrower (within a 30m range) onto an oval with a fence around it's perimeter. The winner is the person that has the most monies at the end of the games.
by themexicanandthejew February 08, 2014
by Some dirty Faggot October 21, 2017
The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.
by chammy the Mexican shammy July 16, 2014
“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”
“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”
“No but November?”
“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”
by Dummybro November 01, 2022