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Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
by Chris Bird April 28, 2009
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Mexican slumber party

Something that you're just not ready to hear about yet. Close cousins with the Vietnamese shame wheel.
Dude 1: Holy crap dude, last night I went to a Mexican slumber party...

Dude 2: Damn, son, how was that?

Dude 1: You're not ready to hear, man, you're not ready...
by NotReadyMan December 5, 2013
mugGet the Mexican slumber partymug.

Mexican Jew Games

A competition in which 2 or more champions compete to find coins (preferably 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent pieces). The coins are thrown by the thrower (within a 30m range) onto an oval with a fence around it's perimeter. The winner is the person that has the most monies at the end of the games.
"YES! I won the Mexican Jew Games! I came out of the games with 40 cents!"
by themexicanandthejew February 8, 2014
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mexican drug tunnel

the act of anal sex and releasing and having her release it back and then snorting it like a line of coke
she said she wanted to get high so i gave her a mexican drug tunnel
by OGlegit July 7, 2010
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Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

When A white nigga with a dirty butt hole tries to act like a dirty fuckin mexican.
Dirty Mexican: Man that white nigga has fuckin Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)
by Some dirty Faggot October 21, 2017
mugGet the Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)mug.
The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.
by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014
mugGet the Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndromemug.

Slap a Mexican midget day

Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.
“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means
“No but November?”

“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”
by Dummybro November 1, 2022
mugGet the Slap a Mexican midget daymug.

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