Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.

Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

Eating Dick

Sucking on a penis that was just up your pussy/ass or, just came out of a mans pants and is hard as hell.

Eating Dick

You: “I was eating dick last night!”
Friend: “Damn, you’re lucky!”

by Laylathecrazylesbian September 12, 2021

right in about it like a dug eating beetroot

being a dirty dog, getting right in about it

she’s so banging a wid be right in about it like a dug eating beetroot

by bauldy March 19, 2024

Eating The Lawn

To go somewhere/ do something else or something important that you cannot name

P1: "Yo dude you wanna go do something tommorow"
P2: "Can't bro im Eating The Lawn"

by CharaJayz July 30, 2025

EAT

To consume something

Girl1:i wanna eat something

Girl2:I WANNA CONSUME SOMETHING

by Why just why April 3, 2019

Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.

Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating

by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025