Red velvet cake day

A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!

Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means

Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!

by Lweasel37 November 1, 2020

Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).

Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.

by Chazzman72 February 23, 2020

have her cake and eat it too

Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, they lose their security of keeping their mate.

She's married to Bob but seeing Bill. She can't have her cake and eat it too.

by Viola F. Blanton May 28, 2006

Have your cake and eat it too

When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors

Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”

by Brownedbanana May 7, 2020

dawn's famous jello cake

Jello cake made by Dawn, famously

Cake as made by Dawn's famous jello cake

by Nathan Urcheck April 24, 2009

Ten-Cent Cake

A person who is both a dime and a snack, someone who is a 10/10 and delicious.

Person 1: Wow, that Sasha girl over there is looking gorgeous.
Person 2: Yeah, shes quite the ten-cent cake

by WholesomeKiddo September 8, 2018

southie strawberry short cake

A practice popularized by Southie skinheads.

After a girl sucks ur dick bust a nut all over her face then punch her in the face till she bleeds. the cum is like the cake the blood is like the strawberry syrup

"Hey Mahky I heard ya gave Shannon a Southie Strawberry Short cake she ain't soon ta fahget!"

by tavisosullivan August 17, 2006