God David dazzle

David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.

All worship God David Dazzle

by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021

God Bless America

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).

Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.

by trueparf July 30, 2021

God of energy drinks

Its the god of energy drinks. The one who makes each and every flavor and kind. This god doesnt care what people think of its drinks as long as tried it is happy.

"The god of energy drinks have blessed us with a new flavor coming soon."

by alastair_coiconit June 15, 2023

The black lion god

The black lion god is a popular furaffinity vore character that gives people a place to rest in his stomach.

Hey are you looking for a place to rest well the Black lion god has got you covered.

by Vore furry specialist October 25, 2018

God's Ice Cream

The white vaginal mucus that is present while a girl is ovulating.

Nathalie: Holy shit! Did you just come inside me?
Brian: No bitch, thats just God's ice cream.

by chain grater November 10, 2009

Prayer to the Rave Gods

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...

Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!

by Đ☮PΞ ☆ November 20, 2009

Lohl my god

Something that is shocking but funny. When someone makes a fool of themselves, and whilst it is embarrassing for themselves, it is amusing to others when they hear the story.

Dave: 'John was so drunk he passed out and crapped his pants.

Peter: '(Lohl my god) really? How embarrassing.'

by Geezerbandit December 31, 2011