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Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."
Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.
by superbubba October 20, 2009
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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Douche

by bruh sound effect #4 August 20, 2018
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Douche Canoe

A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.
Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!
by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017
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Douche cunt

by Thecoolest April 30, 2022
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douche tart

my husband is such a douche tart
by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025
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Douche-a-rama

When a group of two-three douche bags are alone, and/or mixed with another group of people, and are doing douchey things with one another.
Hey, look! It's Bob, Steve, and Pete hanging out by my locker and they won't move out of my way. What a douche-a-rama!
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
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